Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
the question that keeps me up at night
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
Then this happened.
when did the beatles become hockey players
i’d like to give a big shout out to everyone who hates my favorite team and follows me anyway y’all are the real conn smythe winners
this was wild from start to finish
mom did u wash my weed socks u know i cant go out in public without them